After much consideration, Malcolm decided his new wrestling name would be...

...Pepper Mill. With cameras focused upon him, his six foot nine inch, and two hundred thirty-five pound chiseled frame stood, with raised arms, flexing rock hard biceps, striking poses, putting on a show. The crowd goes wild, men cheering, women screaming, Malcolm! Malcolm!

He steps up to the microphone. The noisy crowd, as if on cue, grows silent waiting for him to speak. In a deep baritone voice he bellows, "I am Pepper Mill, and I give fair warning now, to each of my opponents, your bodies will feel as if you've been ground and crushed into small pieces. You will each fall prey to the pulverizing moves of Pepper Mill."

The crowd stood stunned and then he heard the dreaded sound, a snicker of laughter that spreads like wildfire. Shaking their heads in disbelief they all walked away.

by Joan Harmon, Princess Anne, MD

...Mahecheta. He pronounced his decision with such conviction that no one dared challenge him although there were numberous whispers throughout the room.

"Mahecheta," Malcolm repeated, "the beginning and the the end; because the fight starts here, with me, and it is ended here by me."

Mahecheta! Mahecheta! Mahecheta! They all shouted as a show of total agreement.

Mahecheta stepped into the ring at the referee's introduction and the crowd went insane as the fight ended three minutes into the first round with a KO to the chanting of Mahecheta!

Mahceheta had indeed proven to be the bginning and the end.

Mary Jackson, Fairmont, Wv

...No, it couldn't be that. Shaking his head in frustration, he looked at the moonless night sky. He had to have the name by tomorrow at seven in the morning sharp. Malcom let out a sigh of irritation. Nothing could help him. No names seemed masculine yet would make him attractive to the ladies.

Wait. No names.

And that his how, my gents and my ladies, who the famous wrestler Malcolm No Name got his name.

by Reine Phillips, Tampa, FL

...The Incredible Titan. After all, at 6 feet 9 inches, and weighing nearly 380 pounds, he appeared more Titan-like than anything else he could imagine. Having been wrestling as The Mysterious M for nearly two years, he still had not achieved the fame he envisioned when he first got into the sport, so perhaps a name change might generate more interest with fans who came to the arena every week. He also decided to get rid of the mask that made The Mysterious M so mysterious, and grow a beard to make him look even more intimidating than he already was.

Now, all he had to do was come up with some explanation as to what happened to The Mysterious M, and where did this new giant come from. After all, wrestling fans were gullible, but they were not naive enough not to recognize the incredible similarities between the two wrestling entities.

by Stewart Lindsay, Buffalo, NY