WEEK 362
Kerry made a face. "Okay, who's the wise guy that filled the tub with..."


...JELL-O! That is so gross!"

"Sorry, Kerry," Joe replied. "It's pledge week at the fraternity, we are seeing how many JELL-O shooters the pledges can eat in one sitting."

"That's sick, those poor pledges!" kerry states angrily.

"All in good fun, dearie." Joe says, stretching.

Yeah, right, all in good fun, Kerry thinks, stalking away from the bathroom. Last year the so-called "fun" had caused more then one trip to the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. The university's stance was they had no idea of what was going on in its campus's walls. Kerry knew better.

"Hurry up," Kerry shouted. "You dont want to be late, Professor Joe Clark, Dean of Science!"

by Rachelle Z, Canada

...bread?" Kerry asked, walking into the living room where her family sat with smiles.

"WHO DID IT?!" Kerry yelled, fuming. Dan, her husband, looked up cooly.

"Hun," Dan began "Chillax."

Kerry looked at him with accusing eyes. "I don't remember you being 16 again," Kerry spat.

Dan frowned and turned back to his newspaper, as did the kids to their cereal. Her daughter, Kat, stirred her ceral and looked up. "I did..." Kat said slowly. "Sorry."

Kerry morphed into a large tiger as did Kat but instead she turned into a lion. They talked each other and strung out into full fledge war.......

by Laura M, IN

...this crap?" Kerry said, staring at the scum-filled tub.

"Ooh," peeped Tom, walking into the bathroom with a soda. "That's a good one."

Kerry turned to Tom, looking over his short, scrawny body. She noticed a splash of green-ish something against his white polo shirt.

"You did it," said Kerry her grey eyes narrowing. "You'll pay." she said her voice full of malice.

"Whoa..." Tom said, backing up, his soda still in hand. Tom's soda went flying as his head struck wood floor...

by Lauren K, IN

...all this snow?"

"Oh, hey, man," came a response from Bert, one of the other apartment dwellers. "It like snowed last night, and I thought it would be cool to pack the tub with free snow rather than buy ice for the party tonight."

"Bert, the party isn't gonna start until at least eight o'clock. Do you really think the snow is gonna last until then?"

"Oh, wow, Kerry, I like didn't think about that."

"And where are we supposed to take a shower now?"

"Oh, wow, man, I didn't think about that either."

Kerry could not maintain her composure any longer. "Bert, what do you think about?"

After a moment of serious reflection, Bert's face lit up and he started to laugh. "I'm thinkin' about the big party, man!"

All Kerry could do was shake her head, and accept the fact that Bert was Bert.

by Stewart Lindsay, Buffalo, NY