"Jackie! Did you do this?"
"No, Kay, babe who made the pudding?"
"I did. Oh yeah, maybe it was me!"
Kay is confused now thinking, while Jack smiles, looking attenatively waiting to hear Kay's story.
"I heard my phone ring, and was sure it was Mom saying Kathy had her baby, the activity has got me all wound up, you know that, Jack."
"Yeah, I know, sweetie, I found the T.V. remote in the fridge next to the milk."
In concern Jack offers,"Babe, why don't I rub your back?" Just as he sits down on the bed, squirt!
"I found the shampoo!" Jack exclaimed.
"Jack, all this commotion, the baby is here! Thank you for being so understanding! I love you!"
"See you later, wiseguy!" Grins Jack.
by Tyler Morger, Wausau, WI