WEEK 332
"I have a stupid car," Carrie told her best friend. "On the way home today, it..."


...started to sputter and cough. I pulled into a drug store and purchased it some cough medicine and poured it into its radiater. But instead of getting better it got worse. I finally had to take it to the car doctor. When I got there I told the mechanic what had happened and how I had poured the cough medicine into my car's radiator. The mechanic told me that I would probaly have to buy a new engine. He then informed me that my car told him that it was only playing sick, because it heard me tell my best friend that it was stupid. It then told the mechanic to ask me, "Who's stupid now?"

by Ella M. Major, Detroit, MI

...stopped when I got on the highway and people started yelling at me. It was the worst day of my life."

Beth said, "Take it easy, I'll get you a new one in a couple weeks."

Carrie said, "Thanks, but what am I going to do in the meantime?"

Beth said, "Take it to the shop."

The next day Carrie went to the shop and the repairman said, "Everything is wrong with this piece of junk."

by Daniel Colf, West Valley

...pulled in at the Hot Sausage Burrito and Bean stand all by itself!"

Shirley frowned. "All by itself? Why would it do that?"

Carrie threw her hands up. "That's what I asked. It said it needed gas!"

by Phillip Lynne, Knoxville, TN