U-WRITE-IT RESULTS

...strewn in pieces all over the neighborhood. There is a piece of roofing in Ned's backyard, and the front door is blown off, but nowhere to be found."

Harold's wife, Shirley, stared at him aghast and said, "The wind didn't take off the door, so where did it go?"

"I think there is a label on the back of that door that says, 'Wind proof, tamper proof, and vandalism proof.' Maybe old Ray, the shed salesman, didn't want me to see that this morning," said Harold as he walked to the window to look at the shed one more time.

"Oh, and I suppose he took the roof off by himself, too, while he was at it, because he was bored," laughed Shirley.

by April McCullar, Archibald, LA