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WEEK 306
I think there's going to be an up-turn in the economy," Jeremy said. "I was just downtown and saw a bunch of shoppers who were..."

...looking for MINK COATS that they could buy.

"What? Mink Coats? They'd be no good here!"

"Why not?"

"It rains too much!"

"Duh! Have you ever seen a mink with an umbrella?"

by Carolyn Ann Aish, Inglewood, New Zealand

...actually buying things. Can you believe it?"

by Phillip Lynne, Knoxville, TN