Results of U-Write-It Week 262
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"Good grief!" Krissy shouted, coming inside. "It's so cold out there I just saw two squirrels carrying..."
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...jacket potatoes, hot ones, right out of the oven. And it's quite amazing how the jacket potatoes help you see in the dark!"
"I've heard of eating carrots helping you see in the dark, but never jacket potatoes. How can jacket potatoes help you see in the dark?" Eve asked.
"Oh, they always keep their eyes peeled."
by Carolyn Ann Aish, Inglewood, New Zealand
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...seven woolen socks for themselves!"
"Wait," her brother Michael said, "you saw two squirrels?"
"Yep."
"Wouldn't they have been carrying eight woolen socks?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"They had to keep one foot free to open the door to the sauna, silly!"
by Phillip Lynne, Knoxville, TN
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