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Jack gave Rufus a puzzled look.

"A what?"

Rufus shook his head. "I think he is losing it, man."

"Do you have a question, soldier?" yelled the general.

"Sir, what is a baby ruth, sir?"

"I know, I know!" Adrian was jumping up and down like a monkey.

"I hate this guy," snarled Jack.

"It's a baseball..."

"No."

"Sir?"

"It is not a baseball player. It was, but he is dead and was never cloned."

Adrian looked heartbroken and stepped back into line. Rufus and Jack snickered.

"It's a delicious little candy bar, caramel and peanuts, covered in delicious chocolate coating, crunchy and soft at the same time."

"Sir?"

"What?"

"They stopped producing chocolate, since the global warming flood. The weather conditions on earth just make it too hard."

The general squashed a bug under his boot and made them move on to Mars for some red sand cookies.

"Knock knock," said the Jester.

"What does this mean?" asked the two headed leader.

"It's a joke. Do you understand a joke?"

One head nodded while the other swung back and forth. The two headed alien was totally confused.

Percy decided to try again.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?" asked head number one.

"Ezra."

"Ezra who?" asked head number two.

"Ezra there no hope for you guys on this world?"

Number one laughed so hard that he turned a bright blue. Number two, however, didn't get it.

"That was the most awful attempt at humor I ever heard," said number two.

This started a very vocal argument between the two heads that ended in a fight.

The other aliens gathered up their battered and bruised leader, boarded their starship and vanished.

Sir Perceval had saved the day and was declared a hero.