Results of U-Write-It Week 226
"Congratulations, son," Richard said. "You know you've become a man when you get..." |
...your first Tyrannosaurus Rex kill." Donald looked at the prehistoric creature he had just splattered over half the countryside and threw up. This Dinosaur hunt was his father's idea. Going back in time over 65 million years and wiping out an unsuspecting animal with a Photon-Ray gun was not his first choice for fun. "Can we go now Dad," he asked. "We have our limit and I am feeling sick." Richard looked at his son and shook his head. He had hoped this hunt would toughen him up. Kids today spent too much time with their virtual reality toys. This was real life and besides they were doing a service taking out these predators. His thoughts were interrupted when the mate of the dead T-Rex suddenly appeared. "Shoot it!" shouted Richard, but Donald had thrown down his gun and was running for dear life. They just made it back to the safety of the Time-Pod and the change of underwear that they both needed.by Jim Ford, Wilson, LA |
...the ability to atone to your mistakes." "Thanks, dad," Ken continued. "I'm glad you understand when I took your car the other night I wanted to be with Debbie." "Sure. Your father and I remember being young once." Shirley looked over at Richard. "Absolutely," Richard agreed with his wife. Shirley smiled, "I'll start dinner." "Now that your mother's gone, where exactly did you and Debbie go until the wee hours of the morning?" Richard wanted to know. "To Ed's party," Ken wore a mischievous grin. Richard nudged his son, "And?" A frown was forming upon Ken's brow. "Dad, I'm not going to tell you about you know what." "Don't let your mother know..." Richard placed his arm around his son. Shirley came out of the kitchen, "I want to add one thing, Ken honey. If Debbie becomes pregnant I'll be the one holding a shotgun to your head." by Ranae Cherry, Dover, PA |
...bigger." "But Dad, I'm a Bigger now." "Let's just be serious for once..." "Then tell me Dad, who is bigger? Mr Bigger, namely, you, or your son, namely me, Richard Bigger Junior?" "Of course I am the bigger one, Son." "But Dad, I'm a little Bigger!"by Carolyn Ann Aish, New Zealand |
...chewed out by a girl like that." "But, she called be all kinds of names, Dad," Billy said. "Even punched me in the stomach." "I know, isn't it cool?" "Well, I don't know about cool. It kind of hurt." "Yeah, but you've gotten a tenth grade girl to notice you, and she wouldn't expend the energy if she didn't have feelings for you. And you're just in the eighth grade! Love hurts, son." "So does a punch in the stomach."by Phillip Lynne, Knoxville, TN |
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