Results of U-Write-It Week 223
"As we stand at the beginning of another year," Harry said, "let's hope this one brings us..." |
...lots and lots and lots of booksales!!" "What kind of books do you sell?" Cheryl asked. "All sorts," Harry replied, "and different authors, too! And some new artists and illustrators." "What kinds of genre?" "Oh, some are for kids, others for young adults, some are inspirational and there are ones about ponies and a dog and worms and talking cats, fairy-tales, medieval tales, true stories, picture books, and... well, all sorts, and some are world famous, people from all around he world read them! Some people even collect them! That's why you don't see them second hand!" "Tell me where I can see these books?" Cheryl asked excitedly. "They will be up on Scribesvalley.com --- early in the new year!" "Good! that's good! What do they call the book store?" "It is the W.F.B.--Store" "Ooooh, that could stand for anything..." "It could, it could... you'll have to have a look later on and see what it means, and have a look at the books..." "I will, I will." "Oh, it's going to be a great year," Harry said, with a smile.by Carolyn Ann Aish, New Zealand |
...less than last year!" Harry raised his glass and everyone else followed. Harry was always saying things like that, so no one worried. All they had to do was figure out what he meant, for he never told them. "It's true," Carrie sighed. "We do want less - less pounds." Carrie was somewhat plump, and always failing her diets. "That's not what he meant at all!" Barry cut in. "Less annoyances by petty little people!" "I think," said a little quiet voice - it was Mary. "That 'less' refers to less hectic schedules, and more peace and quiet." "Nonsense, it means less taxes!" yelled Larry, a staunch Republican. "Less s," Sherry offered. "Less debt," suggested Jerry. At this moment, Harry, who had been looking more and more disgusted, burst out, "No, no, no! You dumbheads can never figure out even the simplest of innuendos! I meant less YEARS!" At this, everyone looked askance. For once, they all knew what Harry had meant, and for once, they wished they didn't.by Meredith Rigby, Ky |
......closer together, allowing us to put aside our petty differences and let us remember the true meaning of family." Harry raised his glass as he continued, "I want to thank you for coming tonight, to ring in the New Year!" "Great he's pontificating after having one glass of champagne," Glenda smirked at Eve. "I know, our little brother can go on and on," Eve retorted. "Shush," Harry's wife instructed the two women, "It would do you both good to listen to what he has to say." "We are but don't you think it's a little odd coming from a man who hasn't spoken to his family in over 15 years?" Glenda reminded Harry's wife. "That is until he found out that Daddy was signing over the farm to one of us kids," Eve winked. "So that would explain the new founded love," Glenda continued, "All is fair in love and money."by Ranae Cherry, Dover, PA |
...More snapping turtles." "Because of the horrid tragedy that acurred on Monday, the 9th of July, 2006 where all but two of the snapping turtles that covered the Earth were taken to Space by the Evil mars invaders. There is still no leads on why the aliens wanted the snapping turtles. So let us have hope that the snapping turtles race will be replenished. Now back to you Katy." Harry said smilling at his co-anchor.by Samantha, Salt Lake, UT |
...remorse, acknowledgement, and differentuallity..." "Does he know what he is talking about?" a young member of the audience whispered to her boyfriend. "I don't even know what he is talking about," he said as they left the building.by Susan, Richmond, VA |
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