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Results of U-Write-It Week 208
"Because of our new policy on duck washing," the manager of Wash 'Em All Clean told his employees, "we cannot continue providing the service of..."


...washing. From now on, we will be a wool factory. Welcome to the fold."

by JM, OR

...webbed-foot shine-ups."

    There was a general moan and a voice from the back of the crowd said, "The ducks aren't going to like this."

    "I know," the manager frowned. "I've tried to explain that to management, but they just won't listen. They're firm on the cessation of webbed-foot shine-ups."

    "Oh, and what's management going to do when the ducks riot and destroy our building?"

    The manager shrugged. "Let's just hope it doesn't come to that."

    "You know what the ducks are like, sir. They destroy first and ask questions later. We're all doomed!"

    The crowd grew silent, each employee deep in his own torrid memories of the last duck riot."

by Phillilp Lynne, Knoxville, TN

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